Why I'm a Cold Stranded Tw@t.

Why you might ask? Well cus I'm stuck in Farnborough with my bike with a flat battery for the second time. I left my feckin' heat grips on when I got to work (i know wire then in properly) and got recovery out to start it. Then what do I got and do, get 2 miles down the road and realise I left my ear plugs out. Stop keep the engine running, sort myself out and pull away and bloody stall it. Oh bloody @rse, its half seven now and I finished work at five thirty.
Have found a router to log my XDA on to though, how hard is WEP to turn on?

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Then I got all the way to the A3M near Waterloville (about 36 miles from my starting point and about 4 miles from home) and ran out of fuel. Managed to get hold of someone with a petrol can and got home about 22:45, when I live 40 miles from work and I left at 17:30.

My legs hurt, my feet ache, and I'm getting pain from my knees.